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♥ Cover Reveal + Giveaway ♥ Game Player Series: Game #1 by BJ Harvey

Title: Game Player
Series: Game #1
Author: BJ Harvey
Genre: Romantic Comedy with Heat
Release Date: March 23, 2016
Cover Designer: Najla Qamber Designs
From the USA Today bestselling author of the Bliss series comes a new spin off series featuring your favorite Bliss series characters who are yet to meet their match.
Matt Taylorโ€™s motto:
โ€œIโ€™m the king of the cut โ€˜nโ€™ run. I wine them, dine them, then slide inside them, making sure I get up, get dressed and get out before they can even utter the words โ€œsecond date.โ€
Mia Robertsโ€™ motto:
โ€œIโ€™m queen of the chase. I meet them, greet them, date them and leave them. A social butterfly, Iโ€™m happily single and happy to stay that way.โ€

The players have been found.
The challenge has been set.

Whatever happens, theyโ€™ll soon find out that playing the game can get you played in the best possible way.

โ€œOne, if you had a piece of meat โ€“ however whorish he may be โ€“ in your bed, Iโ€™d hope you wouldnโ€™t answer your phone. And two because as hot and juicy as that piece of meat may be, you know the moment you sink your teeth into it, youโ€™re gonna be fucked, one way or another.โ€
โ€œWouldnโ€™t mind being fucked,โ€ I mutter. My mind instantly giving me an action packed โ€“ and unfortunately short โ€“ mental replay of my momentous fuckup last night with Matt. His hands burning through my dress, the taste of him on my tongue, the feel of his hard cock pressing into meโ€ฆ

 

โ€œJust go part the pink sea and have a one-finger hate-hug with your vagina,โ€ she says, matter-of-factly.

 

I make an exaggerated gagging noise. โ€œDo not say the word vagina.โ€

 

โ€œWhy canโ€™t I say vagina, vag, vaaaagiiiiiiinnnnnaaaaa,โ€ she starts to sing.

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I canโ€™t stop the giggle and donโ€™t even try because Natalie singing about the business end of lady town is just hysterical. When I can finally compose myself, I explain. โ€œThat word is so โ€ฆ so โ€ฆ itโ€™s just eww. Pussy, beaver, minge, foo-foo, punani, snatch; all of that is fine. But vagina, nuh-uh.โ€Now Nat laughs at me which in turn just makes me smile. I scooch down the bed and snuggle deeper into the mattress to get comfortable.

 

ย 

โ€œAnd I donโ€™t hate my hoohaa so why would I be giving it an abusive finger-bang?โ€

 

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โ€œYouโ€™re right. You might damage yourself and then youโ€™d never get anywhere near the infamous Mini WDโ€ Matt was named โ€˜Mini Walking Dildoโ€™ by my friend Mac since he is Noahโ€™s little brother and Noah is the original โ€˜Walking Dildoโ€™ โ€“ well before he met my sister that is.

 

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โ€œTrue story,โ€ I reply.

 

ย 

โ€œExactly. You donโ€™t need your downtown to be out of order. You never know when the next big train might come rolling in.โ€
โ€œMy best pick up line?โ€
โ€œYep. Hit me with it,โ€ I goad.
โ€œYou sure you can handle it, Matty boy?”

 

I chuckle at the challenge. โ€œBring it on, Legs.โ€

 

โ€œStill donโ€™t get the legs thing,โ€ she mutters.

 

โ€œItโ€™s because every time I see them I imagine them wrapped around my head.”ย 

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She chokes down the phone and then the line goes eerily quiet.

 

ย 

โ€œMia?โ€

 

ย 

โ€œIโ€™m here. Just hitting pause on that mental image and saving it for later.โ€ Now itโ€™s my turn to swallow my tongue.

 

ย 

โ€œJesus, woman. Warn a guy before you throw out the Viagra lines.โ€

 

ย 

โ€œWhat?โ€ she says, choking down laughter.

 

ย 

โ€œWords like that take a man from floppy to stabby in zero point five seconds.โ€

 

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โ€œWhat can I say, itโ€™s a gift.โ€

BJ Harvey is the USA Today Bestselling Author of the Bliss Series. She also regards herself as a smut peddler, suspense conjurer and a funny romance thinker upper.

 

An avid music fan, you will always find her singing some hit song badly but loving every minute of it.

 

Sheโ€™s a wife, a mom to two beautiful girls, and hails from what she considers as the best country in the worldโ€”New Zealand.

 




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